Pitbull Sent To Alaska
Imagine Pitbulsito trudging through the snowy tundra with his bald head and fancy tailored suit. Well, internet trolls wanted it and they got it. When a Walmart contest promising a Pitbull performance/visit to the city with the most Facebook likes arose, trolls bombarded the town of Kodiak, Alaska with likes, hoping to banish him to a frozen wasteland. Turns out Pitbull was a good sport about it all, inviting the man behind the Kodiak scheme to come along and telling him, “Keep bullshitting. Next time you know, we’ll be on the moon.” Well, now that’s a thought.