The Top 5 Most Horrifying Hispanics
Halloween is the one night a year when it’s socially sanctioned to horrify people with the scariest/creepiest/grossest/goriest costumes you can come up with. There are, however, those for whom Halloween is just one of a 365 day streak of being terrifying. Here at Remezcla, we want to celebrate the hideous, fearsome Latinos whose faces haunt our dreams, and recognize them for the creepy creeps they are. Let your freak flags fly mijos. Without further ado, we give you the Top 5 Most Hideous and Terrifying Latinos (with one Spaniard tossed in):
1. The Mexican Vampire Woman
Maria Jose Cristerna is a Mexican tattoo artist who decided to reinvent herself from lawyer to “vampire woman” after surviving domestic abuse. I’m not sure what is more cray: the reports that she had those horns/weird head bulges implanted without any anesthesia, or the fact that SHE HAS FOUR CHILDREN. Four children whom she picks up from school looking like un demonio del infierno. I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by it’s cover, and she is probably a totally capable mother – but it’s hard to imagine them sitting around at the dinner table like normals. On the other hand, there’s probably no better way to avoid bullying at school than to have a mother who looks like she could rip your face off Florida-cannibal style.